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Awkward Moments Sketchy Ointment Scented Soap - Smells Like Your Entire Life


Um, awkwaaard.

Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete train wreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. That's why you need a special soap for awkward moments. It's not as cool as a national holiday, but it's a damn good start.

  • Sketchy ointment scented
  • 6 oz. soap bar
  • Because all soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical


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