Pizza Box Protector U.S. Patent and Trademark Card

$3.95
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Description

Did you know the pizza box protector was patented on February 12th, 1985? Featuring the pizza box protector patent image and a funny message inside, let someone know you love them as much as you love pizza with this greeting card. 

Inside message: You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza. 

  • 100# premium natural cover stock
  • 60# opaque natural vellum envelope
  • Made in Rochester, NY
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Pizza Box Protector U.S. Patent and Trademark Card

Pizza Box Protector U.S. Patent and Trademark Card

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