If it hadn't been for you, I'd probably be living in a van down by the river right next to Matt Foley. The perfect card to gift to your favorite motivational speaker.
I'd Probably Be Living in a Van Down by the River Card
$5.95I LOVE Always Fits cards!! I saw the ad around Christmastime and ordered a bunch for my family. They thought they were hilarious! My brother in law is a hard shell to crack, when it comes to senseless humor. Back in the day, he would always sing “Hild me closer Tony Danza” to Elton John, so I got them the ‘Hold me closer tiny Prancer’ card. He laughed so hard when he saw it. I got my mom the one with Snoop Dogg on it, because when I was a kid, she took and burned my Snoop Dogg CD. I came to find out, as an adult, that my mom was actually into it, but didn’t think it was appropriate for a 10 year old. I got my brother the gremlins one, because, well, it awesome and also, he offered to babysit for me one night and put Gremlins 1 and 2 on for the kids, giving them nightmares. Lol. I’ve bought a bunch of birthday cards since and actually have Father’s Day cards and 3 birthday cards for my mom and sisters sitting in my bedroom for June and July. I know I’ve ordered a few things, other than cards from them too, but I can’t remember at the moment. I just love the cards and they’re always delivered before e expected date too.
What a great way to express appreciation to my daughter, who bought a house for me in Hawaii, no less, after I retired. I know, she's just a dreadful child...