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"Oh, darn! Looks like I'm fresh out of these." Having a big ol' box of zero fucks for breakfast this morning. For your friends that just don't give a fuck, this is the card for them.
I had a friend leaving his job and got him this card. He couldn't stop laughing!
I love Always Fits, you have the perfect cards for that perfect situation!
...that makes it so funny. Loved by the receiver!