A Die Hard Christmas Book - The Illustrated Holiday Classic

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A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!

All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas!

The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. 

  • 8.5" x 8.5"
  • 32 pages
  • By Doogie Horner
  • Contains adult material including violence and strong language
  • Reader discretion is advised (Ho-ho-ho!)
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A Die Hard Christmas Book - The Illustrated Holiday Classic

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01 Dec 2021
Michael B.
United States United States

Awesome book

Didn't realize that the story was written in the firm of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Very cool, bought 3 more as gifts

23 Nov 2021
Marie D.
United States United States

A new tradition

Super funny and cute. We enjoyed reading this to kick off the Christmas season. Die Hard IS a Christmas movie.

23 Nov 2021
Friede L.
United States United States

Fun Gift

Bought it as a "fun" gift, and it did not disappoint. Illustrated version of the movie, with kid like pictures.

21 Nov 2021
United States United States

Perfect Book for any Die Hard Fan

I bought this as a gift for my husband. I couldn’t help myself from sneaking a peak. I then proceeded to read to book to the end. Very funny and cleverly written, plus great illustrations. Highly recommend

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